Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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