Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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