Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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