guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Shame - the story of my life.
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