I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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