why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
