so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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