Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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