Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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