People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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