Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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