i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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