I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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