some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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