My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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