it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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