CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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