yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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