Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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