Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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