I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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