Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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