Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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