In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
