Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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