Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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