I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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