hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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