i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize
