I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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