I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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