Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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