I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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