love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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