one might say we're banned from that church
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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