Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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