My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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