So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
wow bdsm is so cute
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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