people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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