Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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