why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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