We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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