It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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