i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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