Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
he's single and there are thong briefs.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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