i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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