My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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