So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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