I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
