he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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