their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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