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I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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