Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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