What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
