i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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