you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
