Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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